From the monthly archives:

June 2011

I Gained 8 Pounds on Sunday

by admin on 6:35 pm

I gained EIGHT pounds on Sunday.

It’s true.

Saturday morning I weighed 222…but on Sunday morning the scale said 230.

As in “Holy Cheese Balls Batman… that’s 8 pounds in one day!”

I turned to Sharon and said “If this keeps up, by Friday I’m going to weigh 300 pounds.

We quickly went through possible causes…

Did you move the scale dial?  No, definitely not.

Was the salad dressing last night inordinately salty?  Nope… went downstairs and checked it.  190 mg per tablespoon, and I only had three at best.

Did I eat more than I thought?

Well, to gain eight pounds I’d have to eat like 27,000 calories more, right?

But no… when I added up the day it was about 3,000 calories, which is pretty tame for a day when I lift weights and walk six miles.

Was there some kind of a solar flare that impacted how much everyone weighs in the area?  No… none of my friends or colleagues reported any similar abnormalities on their scales.

Maybe someone altered the gravitational field in my bathroom, or injected me with a strange serum which drastically altered my molecular density?

I suppose anything’s possible (I love “The Fringe” TV show, don’t you?)

But the bottom line is, no matter how many times I got on the damn scale it said 230, and that was 8 pounds more than 24 hours previous.

I was freaked out.

And the more Sharon told me not to freak out, the more freaked out I felt.   (If you’ve ever been heavy, you know the feeling)

Did I have some strange new disease?

Well…

Fast forward to Sunday evening I weighed 226…

And Monday morning I was right back at 222 (or… technically 221 if I leaned just the right way).

I didn’t do anything special to get the weight off.  I ate normally, had a reasonably sedentary Sunday,

And I’ve got NO explanation for it… and probably never will.

Which brings me to my marketing point…

There are some numbers you’re really not supposed to watch daily…

There’s just too much noise in the data…

And staying glued compulsively to your computer screen while they go up and down is a great way to make yourself crazy.  Seriously.

Which is why I’m a big proponent of figuring out the “statistically stable cycle” in your market for impressions, clicks, opt ins, and sales.

Every market is different.

There are some where the traffic comes screaming in so fast it makes your head spin…But try and run an A-B test in 24 hours and you’ll find that (even though the statisticians will tell you the results are significant at the 99.999% confidence level) the big winner on Monday is  a big loser on Tuesday.

WAY too much noise in 24 hours.

Or a common rookie mistake is to get extremely excited when a bunch of sales come in one day, and then suicidal the next day when there’s none.

That’s a manic depressive way to live.

Get to know your market better and you’ll come to take it in stride (look at monthly reports, moving averages, etc)

We all got into this internet marketing thing to drive a more SANE lifestyle right?

Something it’s all too easy to forget.

Now who wants to write an ebook about my new “Lose 8 pounds in 24 hours” diet?

Dr. G :-)

PS – The Club

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Intellectual Property Rights

by admin on 6:18 am

Probably about once a quarter I find some website trying to organize a “group buy” of one of my high end products.  There’s usually a thread in some forum where people are praising my work, and essentially making plans to buy the product, copy it 25 or 30 times, and distribute the copies…

In other words, a conspiracy to commit copyright infringement.

Now, I know none of you loyal readers would EVER do that, but I thought I’d use the situation to point out something interesting…

Namely this…

It’s always curious to me that people who want to learn how to sell information over the internet (in order to be compensated for their knowledge and contributions), don’t think twice about cheating existing, proven, valuable contributors.

If they wanted to live in a world where people don’t respect intellectual property rights, then how could they ever hope to build an internet business?

Some people might say “Oh Glenn, c’mon, like you never copied a product before you got ‘big’?”

I won’t say I was never tempted, or that I’ve lived a 100% perfect life, but yes, I made a decision to NEVER copy products (or songs) which were obviously for sale many, many years before I “made it”, had money, or was well known in the slightest… in fact, while I was on the verge of bankruptcy.

Why?

Because I believe property rights are not only the foundation of internet business, they’re the foundation of civilization as a whole.   And the degradation of conscience  begins with little crimes, not big ones.

Moreover, my dream was to sell my knowledge.  I wanted to believe my knowledge was valuable… how could I ever achieve that if I treated other’s valuable knowledge as nothing more than shoplifting fodder?   (And actually, something which rises to the level of a felony when you’re talking about higher priced products)

In the past, I’ve let this type of theft go as it seemed to only drain a very small percentage of my profits, and such website owners usually take steps to protect themselves from prosecution (not steps which make the theft any less illegal, just steps which make it more difficult to prosecute).

I also reasoned to myself that the people who would resort to copying and stealing the products must not have very much in their lives,  probably wouldn’t succeed given the above reasons, and were their own worst punishment. (Same for those who buy products at the outset with the intention of refunding by the way)

But more recently I’ve had several important changes of heart due to the following:

  • First, my programs are always reasonably priced, with installments available, and always come with guarantees I honor.
  • I provide at least as much valuable, free information as anyone else online (I’m told I might provide the most, but I know of no objective measure!)
  • It’s occurred to me that the sites which support this kind of organized shoplifting are actually CULTIVATING criminal minds.  Many of the people who participate in these forums might never have had the idea of stealing if it weren’t for the site’s organized “group buys”, and the attractive manner in which they present them.

Moreover, I think in part it’s just a matter of having the “shop owner’s pride” to stand  up for myself and say “Listen, if you believe in me, do business with me ethically.  If you don’t, then take your business elsewhere.  And if you really can’t afford my higher end products, start with my free materials and work your way up.”

I’m really curious what you all think?

How do YOU deal with intellectual property theft in your own businesses?

Let me know OK?

G :-)

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My Favorite Motivational Video (Ever)

June 18, 2011

Whenever I feel a little stuck in my business or my life, I watch this video to be sure I’m not doing what this guy did, review my plans, and move on with inspiration (seriously). Thanks to Bryan Todd for sharing it with me last year!

PS – In my opinion, anyone spending more [...]

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Bing Quality Score Best Practices

June 13, 2011

Hey, guess what PPC fans?
Now there’s TWO quality scores to contend with… oh joy oh joy!!!
Even better, there are NEW CHANGES to MSN’s quality score which are about to rock your world.
Never fear, Nicole Mennicke from Rocket Clicks to the rescue.
Below you’ll find a SHORT MP3 and MSN Quality Score Cheat Sheet .
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I Am Human Bug Meat

June 10, 2011

My 5 Most Important Warnings for Internet Marketers:

I got ALL these bites in LITERALLY under six minutes
(That’s gotta be a new world’s record… someone call Guinness!)
OK, so Wednesday morning I woke up with nice, clean arms.
True, I was whiter than the Pillsbury Doughboy and the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man combined, but I didn’t have even a [...]

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