Help – It’s My Birthday and My Friends Can’t Sing

by admin on August 26, 2009

God, if you are truly at all merciful please help me.

Today is my 45th birthday and none of my friends or family can sing.  I mean, listen for yourself .  Sounds like a wounded moose in heat, right?

For the rest of you, I have a request.  To date, I haven’t seen ANY marketers present SINGING TESTIMONIALS.  If you’re so inclined, could you kindly call my testimonial line and sing me one?  I think it would be a real hoot, and would help me really stand out.

Just a thought.  It IS my 45th birthday today, which in all likelihood means 50% of my life is behind me.

Here are the numbers:

1-800-609-9006 x3591
(678-255-2174 x3591 for international callers)

Oh … even if YOU sing like a wounded moose in heat, I’ll still take it.

Would be really, really cool, thanks :-)
(I’ll post some of them next week)

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Wifey 08.26.09 at 7:15 am

Well, I guess that means I better find a new way of expressing my appreciation for you birth, honey. ;)

Chuck 08.26.09 at 8:24 am

Happy Birthday Glenn! But 45 years is HARDLY 50% of your life, buddy. You have much more to go. (Be careful because you get only as much out of life as you ask of it.) Which is why I fully expect to make it to 120+. ;-)

Chuck

P.S. Try reading “Fantastic Voyage: Live Long Enough to Live Forever” by Kurzweil and Grossman.

Jose 08.26.09 at 12:07 pm

Happy Birthday, Glenn!
Feliz Cumpleaños! Que la pases bien!

admin 08.26.09 at 1:41 pm

Hey, is this Chuck B? Thanks for the positive message. (I’m actually an “almost vegan” with raw tendencies myself… curious how your business is going… let’s catch up when we can). For anyone else reading this, I also want to give a public endorsement about Chuck and his ethics. I’ve met him, had dinner with him, and had several follow up contacts. So I’d encourage you all to check out VeganBusinessOwner.com

Terry Dean 08.26.09 at 3:45 pm

Happy BIRTHDAY Glenn!

I’m your friend and I can’t sing either. So there is no way in the world I’m giving you a singing testimonial. You would want it either. Your visitors would be scrambling to hit the back button to get away from the horrible noise!

admin 08.27.09 at 1:41 am

Thanks Terry, for sparing my ears that horrendous torture. (And also for being my friend!) Wait until you hear some of the singing testimonials which DID come through… definitely a unique experience.

Mark 09.02.09 at 6:15 am

I can’t sing, but happy belated birthday.
Mark

James Mangosteen Dean 09.14.09 at 11:29 pm

I liked the singing!

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