My Mom is Hotter Than Your Mom

by admin on 6:13 pm

My Mom is hotter than your mom…

My mom is hotter than your mom.  I don’t care how old she is or what day it is.  She’s just hotter than your mom, period!

Now, if it makes you uncomfortable to hear me say that, I’m going to bet you’re struggling with your bank account…

Because in order to SELL, you’ve really got to believe what you’ve got is “Da Bomb!”…

Better than everything else.

Not necessarily better than everything else, period…

But better than everything else for the particular desperate problem you’ve chosen to address in the market.

Is your product or service better than mine?

You’d better be willing to say yes–and then do everything in your power to make it TRUE–or else you’ll wind up working for me. (Which isn’t the worst thing in the world, come to think of it… but it kind of defeats the idea of what you’re trying to accomplish as an entrepreneur!)

My mom IS hotter than your mom.

Profound, isn’t it?

Onwards and Upwards,

Dr. G :-)

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So, here’s the deal…

Sharon’s dog says I’m officially an idiot, and this time he’s right!

I’ve got 4500+ valuable entrepreneurial BUYERS, and until recently I never sent them a direct mail piece.

My only solace is I know I’m not alone…

Every day I talk to internet marketers who’ve got hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of happy buyers that they’ve never mailed to.

And it’s fricking WEIRD, know why?

Because we’re warriors at heart…

We tackle the most difficult technical hurdles day in and day out…

I mean, did you ever stop to think about how many frickin’ technical things you’ve got to know, and how many companies we have to coordinate just to make a single sale?

For example, I’m about to launch a new membership site (“Make Them Buy” – bi-weekly live group webinars… watch for it please)…

And in order to do so, I have to coordinate ALL the following companies and software:

  • WishList Member to run the membership site
  • ClickBank to process the recurring billing and run the affiliate program
  • Amazon S3 to serve the large files and video recordings
  • LinkLok to secure the S3 locations from theives
  • WordPress, so that I could run WishList Member
  • Aweber, to integrate with the membership email list
  • GoToWebinar to run the webinars themselves
  • And of course, my domain registrar and web host
  • Plus I have to know about 8 software packages and programming languages to put it all together (and  supervise others)…

Now here’s the thing…

I’m doing ALL this to get maybe a 1% conversion from internet prospects.  (Which, by the way,  in order to attract will require that I advertise using several more companies and technical systems)…

But for some reason people like you and I run like the plague from simply writing a letter, licking some stamps, and taking it to the post office to get response rates up 5 to 10 times better!  (Buyer mailings are like that… ask anyone who’s done it)

I dunno, maybe it’s because the lady behind the counter was mean to us when we were little.  (I distinctly remember a heavy set woman with a mustache…)

Or maybe it’s just because the word “office” is in post office, and we’re all totally allergic to anything associated with a traditional work environment.

But whatever the reason…

It’s FRICKIN’ DUMB!

Which is why I’ve been working with Doberman Dan.  He lived with Gary Halbert for 3 months.  He ran a multi-million-dollar business via direct mail.  He’s been at this for years…

And you know what?

Despite his frightening “Doberman Dan” moniker, the guy is really just a pussy cat.

This interview about how to cheat the learning curve in direct mail should really be a paid product.

The only reason it’s not is because both he and I are too busy to put together yet another package…

But I’ll probably get around to it sooner or later, so listen now while it’s free OK?

All my best,

Great Big Hairy Dr. Glenn :-)
(Yes, I’m in a mood!)

PS –  Download the direct mail piece I sent to my customers here so you can follow along with the interview. (Links to Doberman Dan’s newsletter – www.KillerNewsletter.com — in both the audio and PDF are my  sneaky affiliate links of course)

PPS – How many buyers have you not been sending mail to?

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Magical Marketing Math Formula

by admin on 12:28 pm

THIS MAGICAL MARKETING FORMULA CAN LITERALLY MAKE YOU A FORTUNE (And please don’t freak out – I’ll explain it fully in plain English):

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So I had a bit of an epiphany today after talking to Perry Marshall.

We were discussing his observation of a natural derivative of the 80/20 principle (which you may have heard him review previously)

If 80% of your profits come from 20% of your customers, then 1/5th of your customers should be willing to pay 4 times as much.

For example, if you’ve got 1,000 customers each paying you $100 (1,000 x 100 = $100,000), there are likely 200 customers in that mix who would pay $400 (200 x 400 = $80,000).

So by just adding another level at 4x the price, you should be able to add 80% to your income.

Of course this assumes each level is equally well marketed, copy-written, etc., and that you’re willing and able to deliver the goods at the higher price.

But let’s make that assumption for the purpose of illustration and take this thing deeper down the rabbit hole to see where it leads us…

Because by the same principle, 20% of the 200 should be willing to pay $1600 (40 x $1600 = $64,000)

There should be 8 people (20% of the 40) in the mix who’ll give you $6,400  (8 x $6400 = $51,200)

And quite possibly one or two people willing to give you $25,600.

Adding this all up, you can see how much money you might be leaving on the table by marketing at only one level:

$100,000 + $80,000 + $64,000 + $51,200 = $295,200

In other words, by filling out the funnel with offers at all the reasonable price levels, we could be making $295,000 vs. $100,000 from our fictitious system.

Now here’s how Glenn summarizes it all with the magical marketing math formula:

What this says in English is that the TOTAL amount you COULD be making can be easily predicted by what you’re making with the primary level.   Because every new level–if priced 4x as high as the previous–adds 80% of the previous level in gross income, you can just sum across the number of levels you plan, taking 80% of gross income at every step.

It also gives you a kind of neat way to determine HOW MANY levels make sense for your overall business, and where the point of diminishing returns kicks in. (In the example above, we probably wouldn’t want to go to a fifth level because we’re only likely to attract one or two people at $25,000+ … although if you were operating in a business model where the $25,000 product wasn’t all that hard to make available and deliver if someone wanted it, it still  MIGHT make sense)

My question for you is…

After seeing the money you’re leaving on the table, how many of you now want to smack yourself in the head with a spatula?

Don’t do that.

I’ve got big gaping holes in my own product and service funnel which I’m now passionately working to fill.

Hindsight is 20/20.

OK, now that I know I’m not causing massive brain damage there’s one MORE observation I want to leave you with…

Because before you all jump through your computers to argue with me, let me say that I KNOW the math is far from perfect.  There are LOTS of things that can interfere with these predictions in the real world.  And the model doesn’t account for the fact that you can also go DOWN in price.

For example assuming a large enough prospect list, you should be able to get 5x as many buyers at a price point only 25% of your primary level… so in the example above we’re actually underestimating the value of filling out the funnel by 5,000 x $25 = $125,000…

But let’s not go there.

Because even though the math isn’t perfect, the PRINCIPLE is…

If you’ve got a reasonably sized group of buyers, there’s a good number of them–might be 22%, 18%, or even 10% or 30% in some cases–who’d pay you a LOT more for something at a higher level.

And you can approximately determine whether (and how many) new levels might be worth pursuing by estimating the income with this magical marketing formula.

There… now don’t say I never give you anything!

Onwards and Upwards,

Dr. G :-)

PS – Here’s a free spreadsheet to help you do the math.

PPS – To attract customers most naturally interested in climbing to the highest levels of your pricing funnel, you absolutely MUST implement the methods I teach in www.HyperResponsiveMarketingSecrets.com

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My $500,000 One Click Mistake

by admin on 3:16 pm

So, here’s something which makes me want to smack myself
repeatedly in the head with a spatula…

A $500,000 mistake I could have fixed with ONE click!

That’s right… I literally left a half million dollars on
the table by failing to lift my lazy-ass finger up and
down just one time on the mouse.

About 7 years ago I set up a joint venture with a major player
in the field. I built literally dozens of promotions, audios,
videos, and emails for him to send to his list, program into
his autoresponder system, and basically put on autopilot.

They all pointed to an opt in form in aweber.

And guess friggin what?

I forgot to turn off the double opt in setting. ONE click
on the big-old “OFF” button.

This left the default double-opt-in confirmation message
going out of course, which has ZERO benefits and really
ZERO reason for people to confirm. (I’ve had great success
lately in other systems using double opt in with carefully
crafted confirmation copy AND a stronger ethical bribe)

Just happened to be breezing through aweber settings on all
my list segments (I’ve got about 50 of them in this market)
and saw the problem.

Sales from that partner proceeded to jump by about 80%.

When I did the math on the improvement, it comes to
over $500,000 left on the table because of that one friggin
button!

Can you say “OUCH!!??”

Anyway, here’s the thing.

This is definitely not the first incredibly expensive, stupid,
easy to fix mistake I’ve ever made… it’s kind of part of the
game when you’re moving at the speed of business and constantly
taking massive action.

BUT…

It got me VERY interested in looking for OTHER simple things
I might have ignored in my business.

Like, for example, not sending DIRECT MAIL to my customers.

Direct mail might be difficult to make work with cold prospects,
but once you know someone’s a happy buyer (and you know the
kinds of things they buy), well, the math is decidedly in
your favor.

So in the next few weeks I’m going to do a webinar with
someone who knows quite a bit about the mechanics of direct
mail, especially with customer lists. (He lived with Gary
Halbert for several months)

In fact, what I’ve been learning this year from him actually
has me REPEATEDLY smacking myself in the head with a spatula!

“If only I knew then what I know now…”

Please click here now on my sneaky affiliate link to see what
he’s got to offer…

WARNING: you might want to put on a helmet before you click!

http://www.KillerNewsletter.com

Onwards and Upwards,

Dr. Glenn :-)

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Just wanted to get you all the transcript from my post about living with Gary Halbert.

(Note: www.KillerNewsletter.com is my affiliate link to his print newsletter… worth having a look!)

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Microsoft vs. Google

by admin on 6:40 pm

MONSTER WARS: Microsoft vs. Google.

Curious what you all think? (Comments below please)

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Question for you today… what was Gary Halbert like drunk?

Well, if there’s one man who might know, it’s “Doberman Dan” Gallapoo!  Why?

Because he’s probably the ONLY protege’ of Gary Halbert to have actually lived with the guy for 3 months!

Dan’s also the one guy the people at The Halbert Letter are hoping will carry on Gary’s tradition.

Dan’s also written copy  for:

  • MuscleMag International…
  • National Association of Professional Martial Artists (NAPMA)…
  • Flex…
  • Success…
  • The International Health, Racquet & Sportsclub Association Trade Magazine (IHRSA)…
  • Muscle & Fitness…
  • Men’s Edge…
  • IronMan…
  • Black Belt Magazine…
  • Muscular Development…
  • Reps!
  • Exercise For Men Only…
  • Natural Bodybuilding & Fitness…
  • Martial Arts Professional Magazine…
  • Small Business Opportunities…
  • Home Business Magazine…
  • The National Enquirer…
  • Weekly World News

AND, he’s made millions in his own direct response business (having nothing to do with the make-money crowd)

Now, you might not really care what Gary Halbert was like drunk.  (I mean heck, he didn’t even have a reputation for being the most normal guy when he was sober, right?)

But you should care what Doberman Dan learned from Gary Halbert.  Things Gary never shared publicly.

And below you’ll find a full length interview with Dan all about things like…

  • The “Potato Box” Secret: Gary’s truly weird way of incubating million dollar ideas…
  • Why Copy Really Isn’t All That Important: amazing but true, and I agreed with him once he explained it…
  • WARNING: Your Response Rate and Refund Rate Don’t Really Matter Either: I agreed with him on this too!…
  • What It Was Really Like Being Tortured by Gary Halbert on a Daily Basis: and why Dan aggressively pursued ever more contact with Gary even though he’s NOT a massochist
  • The “incubation and assimilation” secret to finding the right story and constructing the right offer

Have a listen now while you’re here.

Enjoy,

Dr. G :-)

PS – Dan writes a PRINT newsletter which is definitely worth reading.  I actually started reading it just to get a sense of the story-telling secrets he picked up from Gary (and also because Dan’s one of the very few people Terry Dean actually talks to in the internet marketing world).  But I KEPT reading it because he not only sucked me in with the stories, he made my head explode with business ideas in ways I wasn’t being stimulated elsewhere.  My sneaky affiliate link for the letter is www.KillerNewsletter.com

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Today I want to share an MP3 on  one of the most LUCRATIVE techniques in my marketing arsenal

In fact, when done right, this technique is SO powerful I’ve literally seen it boost response overnight by 300%.  (You can download the mp3 above, or listen at the bottom of this post)

AND I have at least one student (Ryan Levesque) who two years ago went from spinning his wheels to making over $250,000 in one of his businesses, simply by implementing this technique in that business…
(Disclaimer: it’s unlikely you’ll experience this level of explosive growth)

Recently, Ryan and I did an interview revealing HOW this technique works exactly (and how he’s using it)…
Okay, so what’s this lucractive technique?   And how does it work, exactly?

In a nutshell, it’s this:

First, you start by asking people a few CRITICAL survey questions…And then you automatically FUNNEL those people into different sales sequences based on HOW they answer those questions.

Sounds simple, right?

It is, except…

There are a few subtle SECRETS which are the KEY to making this strategy work (One of them is something in Psychology called the “Forer Effect” which I’ll get to in a moment)…

But first, I want to mention this:  You see, this “survey funnel” technique is something I’ve been trying to get my students to do for YEARS… (And when people SEE this technique and the results it can give them, many times they WANT to implement it in THEIR business…)

But  most people get STUCK on the actual IMPLEMENTATION, simply because they’re not a “Geek” and don’t have the programming skills to set it up properly…

So they give up, often leaving BIG MONEY on the table…

Or worse…

They walk away from a break-even business that could otherwise become WILDLY profitable – with just a few minor tweaks to their sales process…

In other words, the challenge to making this technique work, has always been something I call the “Geek Gap”…

That is, until now…

Because one of my most successful students (Ryan) has partnered with Jack Born (Perry Marshall’s marketing manager) to come up with a way that automatically FUNNELS people into the sales sequence that’s MOST likely to get them to convert.  (Their solution is brilliant, actually!)

AND if your site is built using WordPress, this simple method completely eliminates that “Geek Gap” I talked about, because it requires ZERO programming to set one of these funnels up.  (Once you see how this works, I’m willing to bet you’re going to rush to set this up on your website too…)

In fact, you can see exactly how the technique I’m talking about works right now by visiting:
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(By the way, it’s worth checking this out – even if you’re just curious because Ryan gives a “behind-the-scenes” look at what’s made one of his businesses so successful… And he reveals the POWER behind that “Forer Effect” I mentioned earlier…)

Now I need to mention, I know because Ryan’s giving away one of the big secrets to his success, he won’t be keeping this up for long, so if I were you…

I’d go ahead and check this out now while you’ve got this open and you’re still thinking about it:

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My warmest regards,

Dr Glenn :-)

PS – Because Ryan feels like he has me to thank for learning this technique, he’s willing make the automated solution he’s come up with available to my subscribers for less than HALF of what it costs the general public – through February 29th ONLY… So if you’re even just the least bit curious, go ahead and click on the link below so you can see how this works now:
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PPS – For absolute clarity InstantMarketSegments.com is the 1/2 price site Ryan has set up for people coming through my affiliate link, whereas you can download the FREE MP3 where we discuss the technique below.  I suggest you do both.  (Actually, I don’t understand why anyone wouldn’t when they see the price, unless they’re allergic to money)

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Dr. G. Clotaire Rapaille is a French-born medical anthropologist and psychiatrist who authored The Culture Code: An Ingenious Way to Understand Why People Around the World Live and Buy as They Do.   He’s also an expert known internationally for Archetype Discoveries and Creativity.

Here’s a brief but powerful interview my darling wife did with him a few years back.

Enjoy,

Dr. G :-)

www.HyperResponsiveMarketingSecrets.com

PS – This interview originally found on the QRCA podcast website.

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GUEST POST:

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How to Research and Launch a Retargeting Campaign

Retargeting is an online advertising practice that serves your ads to users after they leave your website. Your ads appear all over the web, allowing you to stay in front of your audience even when they’re browsing other sites.  The average American is exposed to over 3,000 advertising messages daily, but most can only specifically recall 2 ads that they’ve ever seen.  Retargeting is a great way to combat so-called “banner blindness,” people’s tendency not to recall online ads, and help you launch a successful branding campaign and remind users of your products and services even if they aren’t on your site.

Here are some important considerations prior to launching a retargeting campaign:

Determine Your Objectives

Take a moment to think about your marketing goals.  What, specifically, are you trying to accomplish?

Do you have only a few website visitors?  If your goal is to drive initial web traffic, retargeting is not the right solution.  You should work on improving your organic search rankings with SEO, and should implement a mix of paid search and display advertising campaigns to get people to your site.

Do you have some traffic coming to your site, but want to improve your conversion rates?  In this case, retargeting is a great solution.  Even if your web traffic isn’t quite as high as you would like it to be, it still could be a good idea to add retargeting into your marketing mix.  Adding retargeting to existing search or display campaigns is a great way to court new site visitors without forgetting about your previous visitors.

If you’ve decided that retargeting is the right (or one of the right) solutions for you, follow the steps outlined below to get started.

Segment your audience

Divide audience into segments based on purchase intent and show them ads accordingly.  Site visitors who only go to your site’s homepage may not yet know much about you, so you should target them with branding ads to get them more familiar with you and your product or service.  However, if a user goes to a specific product page, they may be closer to buying.  In this instance, you may have better results showing ads with specific deals or incentives tailored to the product they looked at.  The most successful retargeting campaign will not treat all site visitors alike.

Set a Frequency Cap

It’s highly recommended to set a frequency cap for your retargeting campaign.  You want your brand to be remembered, but you don’t want your users to feel overwhelmed.  Setting a strict limit on the number of times any given user can see your ads will prevent them from feeling like they’re being followed around the web, as overexposure can lead to negative associations with your brand.

In addition to negative brand associations, you don’t want to run the risk of “banner blindness,” the very problem retargeting sets out to defeat.  If you expose your users to your ads constantly, they will begin to ignore them, diminishing the effectiveness of the retargeting campaign.

Set Conversion and Burn Pixels

A conversion pixel is a snippet of code which tracks when the user converts (for example, makes a purchase or fills out a lead form).  The burn pixel is another snippet which tells your retargeting provider to stop serving ads to the converted user.

This is particularly important if you’re targeting ads related to a specific product or service.  If you’ve been showing a user an ad for a particular suitcase, and then the user purchases is it, there is no constructive purpose to continuing to show them the ad.  If anything, it is likely to have a negative effect on the user who could easily get annoyed seeing ads for a suitcase they already own!

Test!

Retargeting can improve conversion rates by up to 300%.  But don’t take my word for it.  If you implement a retargeting campaign, test the results yourself by comparing your traditional display ads’ performance with your retargeting ads’ performance.

And don’t forget to constantly A/B test the copy and creative for your retargeting ads to make sure you’re always putting your best foot forward.

About the Author:

Caroline Watts is a marketing associate at ReTargeter, an online ad platform specializing in retargeting.

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